# Best of the Babylon Bee: Heartbroken Eric Swalwell learns Chinese intelligence has been seeing other people

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1 outlet covering · First listed: NY Post, Nov 11, 2026, 6:00 AM · Read it: <https://nypost.com/2026/11/11/opinion/best-of-the-babylon-bee-heartbroken-eric-swalwell-learns-chinese-intelligence-has-been-seeing-other-people/>

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

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- Nov 11, 2026, 6:00 AM: [Best of the Babylon Bee: Heartbroken Eric Swalwell learns Chinese intelligence has been seeing other people](<https://nypost.com/2026/11/11/opinion/best-of-the-babylon-bee-heartbroken-eric-swalwell-learns-chinese-intelligence-has-been-seeing-other-people/>) — NY Post (Newspaper, United States)
  Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.